Snafu 1.0.2

IMPORTANT NOTE: This application is NOT FULLY
FUNCTIONAL without a monthly subscription.

Bad news. Good news. The bad news is, when you Google “least trusted
professions” used car dealers are second only to politicians. The good
news is you know have a nuclear weapon in your arsenal when it
comes to purchasing a used vehicle from a “less than honest” dealer.
Introducing… S.N.A.F.U. (Situation Normal All Fouled Up)—the App
Store’s only application that shows you what the dealer actually has
invested in the vehicle from the auction. Armed with S.N.A.F.U. you can
no longer fall victim to unscrupulous used car dealers!

Everyone knows the “sticker or asking price” is merely a starting point.
In order for you to know a fair price to offer the dealer, you need to
know how much the dealer has invested in the vehicle to begin with.
This important piece of information has been carefully concealed from
you. All dealer auctions have police standing watch to keep consumers
out, and from seeing the dealer’s wholesale costs.

Most dealer’s when pressed will show you an “auction invoice” of what
“they say” they have in the vehicle. If their invoice says $10,500 and
S.N.A.F.U. says the current cost of that vehicle is $6,500—then they are
either lying to you, or they have to be the city’s worst car buyer. Only
with S.N.A.F.U. will you’ll be able to see what the dealer could buy the
vehicle for—in real time—at their heavily guarded dealer auctions.

Using S.N.A.F.U. is a snap. Locate the vehicle’s identification number
(VIN), open the app, enter the selling price, current odometer, and press
SCAN. Your smartphone takes a picture of the VIN and in seconds you’ll
see:

- The current price of the vehicle at the dealer auction
- The number of factory recalls with detailed information
- Current status of the vehicle’s title: clean, salvaged, or rebuilt*
- The number of accidents the vehicle has been in*
- The number of previous owners*
- If the odometer has been tampered with*
- How many thousands of dollars the dealer is trying to make
- S.N.A.F.U.’s fair price offer which includes a $1,000 dealer profit

S.N.A.F.U. is a client application that works in conjunction with
our subscription based web service. You can download the app for
free, but in order to get the current vehicle values you need to be a
subscriber. If you find a used car within the subscription period you
need to pay nothing else. Use S.N.A.F.U. month-to-month. We do not
have any long-term contracts for you to worry about.

If you are in the market for a pre-owned vehicle—you need S.N.A.F.U.
“Because buying a used car is like going to war.” It can literally save
you thousands of dollars on your next vehicle purchase. Also, you
can make hundreds of offers from the War Room online! No scanning
needed. Pick a dealership. Choose a vehicle. Make a S.N.A.F.U. offer.
Don’t be taken for a ride. Strike back with S.N.A.F.U. and know the
dealer’s cost. Remember… “Knowledge is power.” –Sir Francis
Bacon.

*(Additional unlimited consumer Autocheck account needed)